February 2012
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I have discovered the secret recipe to Vanilla...
Regular coke + Vanilla essence = Vanilla Coke
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Did you know that all the numbers from 1 - 999...
egocentricity-killed-the-cat:
lmaogtfo:
Technically incorrect… Say the number 101… One - Hundred - And - One…
I remember realising this in year four and yes while “and” isn’t a number it is required to say 101 to 199 (And so on for higher numbers) and yes you could say 101; “One - Oh - One” in normal conversation but…
No. No one...
January 2012
14 posts
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I just realised how great it is living by yourself, you can excessively laugh at the Internet and only have your dogs giving you “WTF” faces!
skillless-professional asked: ▲
Put a ▲ in my ask if you think I'm attractive.
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Back neighbours started softly playing The White Stripe’s Seven Nation Army on their guitar/drums I surprised them by blasting it out my speakers at them.
They responded by simply playing louder and yelling the words.
Oh how I love them so.
Tell me how you found my blog.
In regards to http://stephanielikesalpacas.tumblr.com/. Here is my story.
I was hunting alpacas in the Himalayas many years ago and after tumbling down a mountain while chasing a particularly large alpaca I stumbled upon a large circular metallic object. After investigating the object I deemed it to be a spaceship from another world, after several intriguing minutes the circular object opened up...
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Siri: The Horror Movie or Why I don't use iPhones →
Just got into a impromptu whistling competition with my (drunk?) back neighbours, I won by whistling The Ballad of Chasey Lain by the Bloodhound Gang and Elvis Presley’s Spring Fever… I feel validated.
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'I Want My Hat Back': Tenth Doctor Edition
scotchtrooper:
doctorwho:
whatsthematter-graverobber:
See also I Want My Hat Back Eleventh Doctor Edition.
:3
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Reblog if you've actually read every single page...
fexual:
acciofelixfelicis:
heroineoftime:
A few times yes.
From Mr. and Mrs. Dursley to All was well.
Bitch please I own a copy of The Tales Of Beedle The Bard and have all 7 books on audio disk, I’ve read and listened to every page many many… many times!
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December 2011
129 posts
Anonymous asked: what do you look like?
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THE FASTER WE'RE FALLING
alexthegenius:
WE’RE STOPPING AND STALLING
WE’RE RUNNING IN CIRCLES
JUST AS THINGS WERE LOOKING UP
YOU SAID IT WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH
BUT STILL WE’RE TRYING ONE MORE TIME
MAYBE WE’RE JUST TRYING TOO HARD
WHEN REALLY IT’S CLOSER THAN IT IS TOO FAR
CAUSE I’M IN TOO DEED, AND I’M TRYING TO KEEP,
UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD, INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER.
CAUSE I’M IN TOO DEEP, AND...
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Watchcollegehumor:
Jake & Amir: Happy Holidays
An awesome gift can turn even the worst holidays into something magical and worthwhile.
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Get off the internet.
Make me. -.-
Merry Christmas (or whatever pleases you, I’m not fussed) everyone!
And now I’m going to sleep, good day to you all.
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One of the best/cutest proposals I've seen... →
Well after that affair I now have scones and mint slice… anyone want to share with me?
Some prick just got all up in my face and tried to start a fight. Bugger off dickweed, thanks Sydney night people…
John Cho! That’s his name!… Not the guy I’m sitting next to though…
Can’t be 100% sure… and well actually I’m probably… definitely wrong… but the guy I’m sitting next to looks like Harold from Harold and Kumar…
What’s that actors name again…?
Whatever point is; I’m sitting next to an Asian!…
-.-
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IT'S FUCKIN' BED TIME! →
I'm going to Sydney!
I’m going to Sydney!… As said above…
Sorta been not bothering with tumblr for a while but after Sydney I’ll trying jumpin’ in again for a spell.
I know that my “fans” (pffft), followers are going to miss me dearly… for the… what is it… Three or so days I’m gone.
So off to Sydney for me in… 12 hours…
Off unto...
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How I see Rick Perry’s “Strong” Ad.
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