My girlfriend has started giving me gold star stickers for every orgasm I give her. It’s been 3 days and I’ve already gotten 10. Surprisingly effective motivator.

Rough Love - Gold Stars

At least we know where his priorities lie.

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collegehumor: Turkey Hand Slap I knew a Kindergarden teacher who got fired for showing his class this art project.  I like Reddit’s version better.
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I knew a Kindergarden teacher who got fired for showing his class this art project. 

I like Reddit’s version better.

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Jake’s a B*tch - Jake & Amir Fan Remix

Life’s a remix. Well, if you believe in reincarnation.

Hm.

collegehumor: miketrapp: cockenblog: The best thing to do when a tiny Dan head lands on you is just not to move because you might infuriate it and then it could attack. MARINA!!!! DON’T. MOVE. IT’S TOO LATE. RIP MARINA. Let us know if you’d like her job.
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The best thing to do when a tiny Dan head lands on you is just not to move because you might infuriate it and then it could attack.

MARINA!!!! DON’T. MOVE.

IT’S TOO LATE. RIP MARINA. Let us know if you’d like her job.

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Fun Fact: Caldwell uses his own face as a starting point for a lot of the comics he illustrates. These are some of the poses he used for this article. 

Fun-er Fact: If you don’t know what he’s doing, when you walk by Caldwell’s desk he looks like a crazy person. 

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Never. Call. Me. Weird. Again

CollegeHumor Staff Blog: REPLY ALL: Careers, Roommates, Monty Python, Remembering Names

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So my husband and I decided to spice Mario Party up by making it a strip version of it. Basically everytime you get a star, other person takes an item off. As fun as the strip part was, it’s hard to enjoy it when you are competitive as we are and one person is completely naked and the other isn’t, and losing horribly cause the computer has a vendetta against them. Next time - strip Mario Kart.
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